Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Wind
South all day. Evening north.
Flapping the greenhouse plastic,
Rattling the stovepipe chimney.
Whining. Howling. Scouring the ditches.
Braiding grass into sea witch hair.
Whipping trees, threatening to snap green bones.
I sit by the fire, drinking tea, reading Ovid.
Gruesome murders, sexual betrayal, bloody vengeance.
Almost as bad as the news.
A gust seizes the cabin’s shoulders, shakes it with a savage fury;
Death moans behind the woodshed.
Ghosts clank bones beneath the window.
Bang. Clatter. Creak. Lurch.
Things about to come apart at the seams.
Ovid takes no notice.
Other than a slight grimace at the sweep of Augustus’s shadow,
He is imperturbable.
Polished, succinct, elegant, he sails fluidly on.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Famous
Famous is embalmed;
Famous is ringed round by a sunami of malignant mirrors;
Famous is insane but every one pretends you’re not;
Famous is main lining false epiphanies;
Famous is gargling a tall glass of your own piss.
Famous begins with advice, ends up with egotistical moralism;
Famous is fitted for a suit of historically acceptable megalomanias;
Famous is Vladimir
Become a Barbie doll for the Russian Chamber of Commerce;
Famous is when they pin medals on your naked chest
But you don’t bleed cause you are dead;
Famous is the nose hook pushed up
And the brains pulled out on the mortician’s tray;
Famous is a dance of corpses where every one claps
But secretly they are horrified.
This is why I want to be famous;
Hungry ghost, stapled stomach,
Rolled out thin on a thousand pound press;
Wouldn’t that be wonderful?
Friday, August 12, 2011
My boss is a pear shaped manikin,
Fiery martian face,
Metal wheels spitting sparks, bits of concrete,
Racing corridors searching out miscreants with her X ray vision.
My boss is a victim of brain fever,
Inflammation of the pancreas;
Evenings she receives messages from distant planets,
Wears chain mail underwear, dresses cut from sheets of aluminum.
Her desk drawers are stuffed with death warrants, charred writs of Habeas Corpus.
Listen up she says,
Swinging a steel hip,
Reconstructed from the pistons of an amputated locomotive;
‘Now hear this!’ she says, chrome fingers flailing titanium armpits.
‘Didn’t I say?’
But she’s in a good mood this morning,
Smile a phalanx of filed incisors.
‘Listen!’ she says,
Milk of human kindness filling her wild red eyes;
‘Listen!’ she says. ‘Let’s be reasonable.’
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Theorists
The Parisians hated the watery rice,
Lack of wine, civilized amenities;
The marshes were stinking sinkholes;
The muddy fields execrable abominations.
They have friends, they said,
Who would gladly replace them with statues and fountains.
‘And you, my good man,’ they said to me,
‘are a depraved rustic, a semi literate bumpkin.’
Which is true.
Then they smoked opium and entered a trance.
I dug a new drainage ditch and composed six poems.
Upon awaking they snorted cocaine
And fondled one another’s genitals.
Afterwards they left in a railway car
Painted with scenes of ancient cathedrals.
I still love Marcel Proust and Charles Baudelaire,
But can find no solace in semiotics or hyper intellection.
They left behind four thousand books, which,
In an inquisitorial mood, I tossed into the fire.
Now the cabin is warm as toast
And in the mists above the dugout my visitor’s ghosts
Are suspended in a passion of disbelief and weeping.
The next day I leapt through my left earlobe
And came out the other side processed in stainless steel.
I lay upon a bed of nitrogen
Covering myself with plutonium rods.
Of course my earrings were of human flesh but no matter.
And yet when I looked through my enhanced eyeballs
I saw the world exactly as I saw it before!
All that and still rolling in the human bubble!
All that and my nose still exactly eighty-seven degrees from my left eye socket!
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Spleen
I know a few true poets, greet them with great joy
When we meet on the streets of the old city.
But as for the literati, what can I say?
Whiners, egotistical neurotics.
Nothing is more comical
Than to see them slavering after the latest fashion,
Tongues hanging out like winded dogs.
Twenty years of arse kissing
To publish a volume of boring, moronic poems
And you would think the Prime Minister
Had appointed them ambassador to the Cayman Islands!
Unlike dear Catullus I refuse to end
By slipping on a cloak of pious Roman humility.
I have this to say to sheep huddling together in the corner of the paddock –
Bah as pitifully as you may.
Bat your long lashes ever so fetchingly.
Death will snap you like a dry twig
And cast you off into oblivion anyway.
As for that book of poems –
That can be put to use in the outhouses of the new millennium.
Famous
Famous is embalmed;
Famous is ringed round by a sunami of malignant mirrors;
Famous is insane but every one pretends you’re not;
Famous is main lining false epiphanies;
Famous is gargling a tall glass of your own piss.
Famous begins with advice, ends up with egotistical moralism;
Famous is fitted for a suit of historically acceptable megalomanias;
Famous is Vladimir
Become a Barbie doll for the Russian Chamber of Commerce;
Famous is when they pin medals on your naked chest
But you don’t bleed cause you are dead;
Famous is the nose hook pushed up
And the brains pulled out on the mortician’s tray;
Famous is a dance of corpses where every one claps
But secretly they are horrified.
This is why I want to be famous;
Hungry ghost, stapled stomach,
Rolled out thin on a thousand pound press;
Wouldn’t that be wonderful?
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Tobacco Can
I dislike rising from my bed at 3 AM,
Descending the ladder stair and out the door,
Stumbling the frozen ground to the outhouse.
Nothing fills me with greater foreboding
Than leaving the warmth of my blankets
For the nitrogen vice artic air,
Under the winter sky pierced with the million pinholes
Of blue and yellow and green ice diamond stars.
Nobody can convince me,
Neither my wife nor daughter,
Neither my sons or my sister,
Neither friends or brothers in law,
Neither the Dali Lama or the Prime Minister,
That having a pee can for such occasions
Is anything but civilized, respectable remedy for an aging bladder
And the unbreakable habit of drinking a gallon of tea in the evening.
None of the societal fetishes for clean porcelain and running water,
For the odours of Vim and Mr Clean,
Can dint the pleasure I take unscrewing the lid of my tobacco can,
Kneeing at the side of my bed in a sacramental manner
And filling that smelly can with warm fresh urine,
Rising in the air the pungent but not unpleasant smell
Of protein or uric acid or whatever it is that piss contains.
Nobody can tell me that climbing back into bed,
Relieved like a great athlete might be relieved
After a successful performance,
Nobody can tell me that this is not sweet and elegant and wonderful
And, on the whole, superior to the so called intellectual or spiritual epiphanies.
Friday, July 15, 2011
On Reading A Translation Of Li Po’s Exile
I find it comfortable here. The arrangements,
Light dying at five each evening; Witchy branches of the poplar trees.
Ground still bare and already it’s late November.
Jigsaw puzzle of sticks in the stove.
Pissing outside in the cool air; Smell of woodsmoke.
Long nights floating on a sea of velvet black.
Coyotes singing badly arranged songs,
Burning stars as sharp to the eyes as cold water to the scrotum.
Since we are not continuous beings,
Why pine for the loss of some imaginary state?
What other world, no matter how grand,
Can replace the one right here before our very eyes?
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Old Neighbourhood
This neighbourhood is full of nonsense;
Bells ringing all night long;
Cerebella draped on fence posts,
Ghosts shimmering under street lamps;
Singularities hammering tin plates,
Not to speak of birds preening feathers on electrified clothes lines.
Dear God how can celestial choirs conduct skies
Above this swelter of ludicrous possibilities?
Children run burnt powder streets,
Gripped by extravagant deliriums,
Hang from the diamonds of Austrian chandeliers.
They explode like mercury between grasping fingers.
Ten thousand fireflies from the left,
Ten thousand diving birds from the right,
Winking from deep shadows,
Diving from black skies.
Even dogs shit wherever they want to.
As for old men with brooms – they soon find out.
Useless their calipers,
As water their cast iron lassoes.
And it’s here my father strolls in the evenings collecting for John Knox,
Deranged fedoras gracing the edges of his silver underwear,
Delivering denial to jailbirds and alcoholic beauty queens.
Give it up Dad!
What’s the use of nailing your lower lip to apostrophes?
Dangling your liver before the eyes of the recently dead?
Let them shake their crystal trees.
Let them ride thin rockets to their own Jerusalem.
Once, five in the morning – complete quiet.
Everyone dead and buried.
Then up they spring like jack in the boxes,
Happily blowing reedy noisemakers!
Blessed by feeble skies, clutching blankets,
Hopping from one foot to the other in front of woodstoves,
Who can stop it? Why?
Sun and red jelly, surely cellophane handcuffs are totally useless!